HMMM

 Maybe I should start a go fund me to get a wedding gown to wear to Vegas when I finish last in fantasy football.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. I am already sick of Jason Kelce. 

2. Martell says he is no longer drinking during the week...believe it when I see it.

3. The knockout/suicide NFL pool is already down to 19 people.

4. Steve Boyce is on a heater still. Keno doesn't stand a chance.

5. Mikey T is looking for someone who works on Buderus boilers. You know anyone? Hit him up.

6. The Hancock Tavern - you either like it or you hate it. I am in the like it boat.

7. Chrissy is going to have a season ending bash up at his camp ground if you are interested. Hit him up.

8. How the fuck is an appointment for an eye exam over 2 months out? 

9. Fuck LED head lights on cars.

10. The count down to TK's retirement is under way. Only 356  days left!

11. Jeffrey is back coaching the Hull football team. 

12.  Who is going to Pearl Jam tonight at Fenway? Look for Chris Leaden in his ripped jeans, flannel and Ten t-shirt.

Back Baby!

 I survived Atlanta, barely. But I am back and ready to rock and roll.

This is what I learned while on vacation:

1. The Claremont Lounge still slaps!!

2. Clemson vs Georgia was a great game. One of the best in person events.

3. Happy Birthday to Tom Kelly and Steve Whitley - 2 legends born 2 days apart.

4. I have a ton of grays/white hair, so it pains me to have my 1st gray eye brow hair.

5. Went to my first Costco ever! Straight fire and better than BJ's!

6. Another year and I am out on week 1 of the suicide pool.

7. Single ply toilet paper is no way to live.

8. Joe Martell is made for power washing - 2 and half hours one day then 4 the next. Zero complaints!

9. Totally normal for a dude to be running Wolly beach nude on a Saturday morning.

10. I have never said this before but after week 1 I may have to start shopping for a dress for Fantasy football. 

11. Vacation always feels like a great time to recharge your batteries...until its actually time to recharge.

12. Nothing screams getting old than your hamstrings hurting for 3 days after lifting something.

13. I have never been to the Big E but I heard nothing but great things.

14. Fall is less than 2 weeks away.