Tuesday is the new Black

 So it appears that Tuesday is the new Monday when it comes to blogging. Here we are.

This is what I learned this past week:

1. People were not happy that Chrissy didn't show up in a dress, even though he paid the $100.

2. Is preheating your oven a scam? Like why aren't we just putting the food into the oven as it heats up? 

3. Surprisingly Big Mac Pizza is not that good - the lettuce wilts, the sauce is too much and eventually its a mushy mess in your mouth.

4. No one is hotter than Boyce with the Keno.

5. I am finally getting around to watching Bosch on Prime and so far so good.

6. I have been crushing the Liquid IV's for no real reason than I like the flavor.

7. How many fantasy teams is too many fantasy teams? Asking for a friend.

8. Joe Martell told me he plans only to drink on the weekends going forward.

9. Hey Uber Eats maybe you stop being so stingy with the coupons.

10. ...And just like that summer was over and Pumpkin spice was everywhere.

11. Schools are back in session starting this week and I would be livid at having to be back before Labor day.

12. I will be in Georgia this weekend for the Georgia #1 vs Clemson #14 game. It feels good to have football back.

See you guys in 2 weeks.

Holy Moly

 It took a few weeks for people to realize that I hadn't posted. Some said I better be on vacation while others were just busy with their own lives. The truth is I was just being lazy - Nothing more, nothing less.

This is what I learned the past few weeks:

1. I have gone to the dark side and officially only drink black coffee. The one week experiment is a full send.

2. Yeah I am sorry but Zach Bryan does not do it for me. I do not see it.

3. While we are on the subject of country music - Kelly Clarkson was just Taylor Swift before Taylor. Same type of music and songs just not as attractive.

4. You guys know what weekend is coming up...Fantasy football weekend. Unfortunately, Chrissy will not be showing up in his dress because he is going to Chesney at Gillette.

5. I have no idea how people work the overnight shift. All I do is snack on that shift. Bored - snack. Reading something - snack. Watching a video - snack. Its like a huge snack hole.

6. So Summer starts in early June now and Fall in mid August? Why the fuck is it getting into the 50's at night?

7. TK is 13 months away from retirement. Can't wait for that party at the Eagles.

8. I am not one to talk politics but how the fuck did we go from no one likes Kamala to her all of a sudden being so far ahead in the pols. I feel like the US as a whole is being gas lit.

9. Drunk swimming is back in Boston. How can you say there is no serial murderer in the city? The last thing I ever want to do when I am bombed is go swimming.

10. Anyone hear from Chris Leaden? Tried to meet up a few times for brews but he always (wink wink) busy. Maybe hes secretly on the wagon.

11. The Summer of Steve Boyce is alive and kicking. Dude worked 4 days in July...four fucking days,

12. Cafe Patron is heading back to the shelves and I could not be more excited. I always loved that chilled!

13. What are we doing with Drake Maye? The Pats are not winning more than 4 games so just play the kid and let him learn.

14. Yes even though we live in a digital age, I still buy a fantasy football magazine every year.

15. It is insane to me that beers are $5 minimum at every bar.

16. Hey Encore thanks for the free cruise but if you know me that would NEVER EVER HAPPEN.

17. College football is kicking off this Saturday and all is right with the world. Go Dawgs...see ya next Saturday.

18. Its amazing to me that basically a new car is $50K for a decent whip.

Hi Sean Riccio!