Summers over

 Its fucking August on Thursday! Hope you enjoyed what little summer we had.

This is what I learned this weekend:

1. Sox season is over - are they sellers or buyers?

2. Kenny Blasi passed away unexpectedly last week. RIP!

3. Deadpool and Wolverine was pretty kick ass. Highly recommend.

4. The beach is no fun when the winds whipping off the ocean.

5. I guess this is High Noon summer. Everyone out here rocking them.

6. 1 week down of drinking black iced coffee.

7. Glad to see the heat and humidity return this week - rain rain!

8. Nothing beat homemade pasta.

9. Getting older just means waking up with new aches, pains and cracks that you didn't have the day before.

10. Are we in for the Olympics? I mean I know I am. I heard the Australians hate the American swimmers! LETS FUCKING GO!

Monday Monday

Summer is flying by. We all of a sudden are Florida of the North East with these fucking 90 plus days. Now we are half way over with the year.

This is what I learned this week:

1. Going from vacation to 30 hours of OT ain't no fucking joke.

2. Why hire a caterer when you can invite Chris Leaden over to cook for your party?

3. Red Sox stink again.., at least that's what they tell me. 

4. Everyone knows I love Papa Gino's but these Papa melts...come on bro.

5. Chrissy is on vacation for 2 weeks - 1st week staycation, 2nd week traveling to PA and then camping. Kids living his best life.

6. I am sorry but I do not know who Noah Kahan is.

7. After the beach this weekend, I remembered why I don't remove my shirt to go in the water anymore. Sunburn city!

8. They are remaking - The running man and now a sequel to Trading Places in the works. No more new ideas huh?

9. No one does Cape Cod like the Welch's! Wrecked it again.

10. Is this mens Olympic team serious? Guess we find out today against Germany.

Hell

So I return from Cape Cod, back to the city, which may or may not be the 7th level of Hell at this point. I don't ever remember it being this hot for so long.

This is what I learned while away:

1. Beverly Hills Cop 4 was a million times better than the 3rd one.

2. Another year no sharks sightings for me...whomp whomp whomp.

3. Kind bars are kind of meh.

4. The Acolyte has been underwhelming to say the least.

5. Julian's team didn't make it to Williamsport. Now he is on a team heading to Cooperstown.

6. You guys have anything to add to the care package that Chrissy is bringing to Tooma?

7. We are all looking forward to Deadpool and Wolverine, right?

8. Back it up, the Red Sox bandwagon was limited from the start of the season. There is no more room at the inn bitches.

9. Chris Leaden out here rocking and rolling racking up Keno win after Keno win.

10. Prime day is here. What are we buying?

11. I cannot remember it being this hot for this long. I mean can we just drop down to the 60's at night?

12. No matter what your political views are, you have to be pissed off someone tried to kill an American candidate running for president.

13. Mario has plenty of Bruins games available this season. Get your orders in early and pay the man his money.

14. Really Bronny James is worth 8 Million bucks? The dude couldn't hit water in he fell off a fucking boat.

15. Anejo is fire Mexican food - Both Hyannis and Falmouth. They are also opening a new location at the old Sam Diegos in Plymouth.

16. Spaceballs 2 is going to be lit!!